What the Critics Are Saying:
"There is nothing funny about this music, yet every time I listen to it I find myself laughing."
Alfred Landon, Mashpea Magazine
"Just haven't been the same since that incident with the brownies in Holland"
Richard B. Bennett, Bear Town Gazette

"They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. In the case of NoMeansNo, they have apparently decided to flatter Type O Negative in the most thorough, complete fashion possible."
Yip Kai Koon, Moscow Free Press


"I would imagine that by now just about every human being on the planet that owns a television set has heard about NoMeansNo. Being someone that owns a television and does in fact live on Earth, I heard about them as well and after a while curiosity got the best of me. Now I tell my friends, 'Kill your television'."
Angela James, The Bison Bonesteel
"Doesn't work for course, thick hair, causes minor irritation"
Will Power, Cranky Corner LA
"Though I have contacted the record label and e-mailed, I have not received the replacement pick-up. Today is January 16. Their excuse is NoMeansNo has gone through a ownership transition. They have ignored my further e-mails."
Kenny James, Guadalajara Globe
"With One NoMeansNo has once again come up with a challenging release that proves you can mature with style and vision."
Guy Peters, guypetersreviews.com
"My wife doesn’t like rock or punk music, or music that is slightly aggressive in any way shape or form at all. She likes Benny Goodman, Joni Mitchell, Billy Holiday, Eva Cassidy, etc."
Mr. "B", sopchoppy.info
"My husband was recently diagnosed with Celiac Sprue. NoMeansNo helps eliminate gluten in our diet, but they haven't written a song about wheat flour and it's very distressing."
Gabby Hunter, The Early Bird
"I'd like to congratulate myself, and thank myself, and give myself a big pat on the back. "
Dee Dee Ramone, The Horse's Mouth



   
Press Releases & Biographies

The genesis of NoMeansNo occurred in 1976, when brothers John and Rob Wright found themselves in attendance at a Ramones concert in Boulder, Colorado. Their father, Raul, was a lighting tech for a traveling musical troupe that happened to be sharing the stage with the up and coming New York quartet. Though no one realized it until years later, future collaborator and co-conspirator Jello Biafra was also in attendance at that monumental event, as well as Ministry's Al Jourgensen, a fellow named "Rhino" from Hygiene, CO, and the embattled Tommy Bolin. Rob and John left that event, ears ringing and ideas brewing.

Their first professional musical endeavor was a Vancouver Island favorite called Castle, which played towns such as Port Hardy, Port Renfrew and any other port of call that would accept their political charged brand of Led Zeppelin infused ethnic rock. Rob played guitar and bass while John handled the drums and keyboards, often simultaneously, much to the astonishment of audiences, who were far more acclimated to lowbrow acts of the late 70s. Intellectualism Within the Context of Hard Rock took Vancouver Island by storm. However, the other members of Castle quit the band in a huff in a dispute over the seating arrangements in the tour van. They have done very little in music ever since, except for session work for SNFU and Zebra.

Refusing to give up on their dreams, Rob and John retired to their mum's basement and began recording songs as a two piece at a dizzying rate! Their first release was a 7" called Look Here Come the Wormies, a song that incoporated heavy doses of heterophenomenology in the extensive lyrics. Sadly, due to some flooding after a tropical cyclone, few copies remain extant and the master tapes were sold by the Wrights' younger sister Gwen. She is still asked to pay full price for admission to concerts. Undaunted by the Wormies failure to chart in Casey Kasem's hot 40, NoMeansNo quickly released another single called Fear, Betrayal, Anger and Hatred, opting to avoid Foyer Records' strong armed publishing rights tactics and released the album on their own Shuttlerock Records label. Collectors and completists alike may recall some of the fine acts that came out on that grass roots label: D.O.A., April Wine, and the Grant Lawrence Three. Success immediately befell NoMeansNo, who used the influx of capital to record their first full length album Mama, a title of which Mrs. Wright still disapproves. She raised her boys better than mocking one's elders.

In the fallout over the naming of Mama, Mrs. Wright sold her house in order to buy a condo that lacked a basement, leaving John and Rob quite out of sorts and unable to record their dozens of would-be hit songs. During this time, the master tapes to Mama were lost and this caused much consternation and dismay. The duo considered quitting music altogether, but a rather rabid fan from Alberta named Andy Kerr (ex One Horse Blue and Red Riders of the Dark Prairies) convinced the rhythm section to continue as a band. Kerr, whose connections within the music industry are quite well known for their width and breadth (emphasis on breadth), managed to help John achieve gainful employment on a Broadway musical called Haberdashery Peculiar. NoMeansNo lay fallow while Andy and John tripped the light fantastic night after night in small dinner theaters across Canada. There's an amusing bit about a rather snowy evening in Moose Jaw, but I have neither the time nor patience to relate it to you right now.

During this time, Rob teamed up with guitarist Andy Kerr and basement owner Kevin Lee to form the populist entertainment collective "The Alcove". Part studio, part rehearsal space and completely bananas, "The Alcove" served as a home base for NoMeansNo, who were being managed by a former street corner preacher named Guy DuPree. Once John's Broadway tour ended, NoMeansNo expanded into a trio with the arrival of fresh-eyed and bushy-tailed Andrew Kerr (ex Thor's Squadron of Vengeance, a heavy metal who would belatedly receive recognition as a major influence on Scott Ian...ask him, he'll tell you). The trio quickly recorded the You Kill Me EP, whose proceeds went to benefit suffers of congenital central alveolar hypoventilation syndrome. "Body Bag" spent a little time on the charts with the timeless refrain "Undying love, yeah/Give it to me, yeah!". A Juno quickly followed. Riding the success of the EP and its benevolent intentions, NoMeansNo quickly returned to the studio for the tour de force Sex Mad. With its cover art reminscient of Virgil Ross, Sex Mad's popularity helped the band embark on their first world tour, taking them through new territories such as Albania, eastern Poland and Spartenburg, SC. It was at that latter location where the band learned "The Alcove" had been sold for a song (quite literally, the song was "Hunt the She Beast", which undoubtedly you've heard in a blue jeans commercial on CBC Radio 3), leaving the band essentially homeless. It was then that media giant Jello Biafra, who had unknowingly crossed paths with the Wrights all those years ago, stepped into the picture, offering the band a multi-album recording contract, a tour bus named "Bessie" and took them out to an IHOP to consumate the deal over a strawberry waffle topped with imitation dairy whip.

Jello's nephew Scott Henderson, who had emigrated to Victoria, BC, in his youth, offered to allow the band to set up shop in his home studio, "The Rat's Nest". It was there that the band recorded demos and ultimately laid down hot tracks for Small Parts Isolated and Destroyed. Unfortunately, a mixup at Jello's label caused the the LP to be compiled together with another band called NoMeansNo (from Ogallala, Nebraska) who had just submitted their own EP called The Day Everything Became Nothing. Since the Nebraska band had just broken up with great acrimony and turmoil, Jello suggested to Rob, John and Andy that they quietly take ownership of a large shipment of merchandise that had arrived at label headquarters and learn the other band's songs. Rob once again left the band to assume a job as the curator of the Toronto Museum of Natural Art History, leaving Andy and John to forge on with touring bassist phenom Ford Pier, a precocious lad of 17. However, his mum had quite a strict curfew and he was forced to leave the band. Fortunately, the NDP eliminated funding for the museum and Rob found himself needing a new occupation just as Ford returned to air conditioning college.

Not much happened until 1991, when NoMeansNo released a pair of albums on Sept. 17, 1991: Wrong and 0+2=1. The duality and dichtomy of these two albums produced some of the most rip-roaring hardcore fury that the trio would ever summon. In fact, the subsequent tour found Andrew Kerr spraining his pinkie on a barre chord and the injury led to his eventual retirement. Being a financial wizard whose copy of Fortune 500 was never far from hand, Kerr invested his earning wisely and became the Carpet King of the entire southeastern section of the United States.

Despite the press blitz and hoopla surrounding Wrong, this album was a commercial favorite and was almost immediately put out of print by Jello's label, who refused to lose any more money on the project. The failure of the record has long been blamed on the inaudible guitar production.

The staggering setback of Wrong's failure and Kerr's entry into the world of flooring would have ended a lesser band. Yet, as John has often said, "Each time Divinity closes a window, she leaves a door open." These words would ring true as the band relocated to the small port village of Vancouver, British Columbia, and immediately fell in favor with the "in crowd". A couple of years of musical activity was supplanted by John's newfound career as a food critic for the weekly entertainment paper The Georgia Slate while Rob rubbed elbows with the likes of Craig Bougie, Joe Keithley and William Richard Bennett. They recorded a one off project called Hissanol. Eventually the ol' musical itch hit John and he enlisted his brother to record a solo album called Why Do They Call Me Mr. Itchy, which was later retitled Mr. Happy. At the behest of label president Jello Biafra, the duo released it under the NoMeansNo masthead and boy, did sales skyrocket! The record buying public had forgiven the misstep of Wrong and welcomed the band with big hugs and kisses. After a bout with mononucleoisis, Rob put together a touring band including guitarist Ken Kempster and Nashville session player Tom Holliston to once again tour the world.

While on the road, Rob penned a new album based on John's years as a sitcom actor and called it Worldhood of the World (as such). Kempster had already left the band to pursue his budding curling career, so Holliston switched to guitar and John returned the band a humbled, failed restauranteer. The Burger Shack concept simply never did catch on there in the mainland of BC. Nevertheless, NoMeansNo built on their strengths with more strengths and sales surged into the five digit mark. The album featured the sultry vocals of John Wright, providing his recorded singing debut on "Humans", a song about the joys of anthropology. The big hit from this album was "The River", which originally was meant to appear on a Night Ranger tribute album.

There are some deliberate omissions regarding the period from 1996-2000. The band embraced "glam metal" and that's about all that needs said.

The final release of the 1990s was One, which found the trio slimmed down to a mere three members: Rob, John and newcomer Tom Holliston. The sprawling opus is a magnificent testimonial on the exigency of suburban sprawl and got rave reviews from Architectural Digest Monthly. Ford Pier was rumored to be "unamused". Around that time, Rob again left the band to join a survey to definitively map the Arctic boundaries of Canada. He was thought to be lost at sea for some time, but it turns out he was simply three sheets to the wind in an Inuit village. His northern adventures led to the musical inspiration behind 2006's All Roads Lead to Churchill (which was later retitled by their German office to something more in touch with their worldwide audience, despite ignoring their British one). This album featured some songs, as well as a few tunes followed by a single ditty. Audiences roared their approval, particularly in Latvia.

And now, in 2010, NoMeansNo is set to set the musical world on fire with the upcoming 12" EP, Faceless May/Old. Despite the band's bitter tour experience in Des Moines in 2007 (less said about that the better), the band feels their best days are still ahead of them. Having cut the musical fat to perform as a "power trio", NoMeansNo seems primed and ready to recapture their glory days one last time!

February 2007 - Canadian Tour Press Release
Ahoy hoy!
Every spring when the glaciers recede and the polar bears sprint northwards to feast on penguin stew, the gentlemen of Nomeansno (featuring the many talents of Tom Holliston, Rob Wright, Dave Lombardo and John Wright, with the potential guest talent making cameos at select dates along the fabled road) fire up the touring RVs and make their way across the great North American continent.

Over the years, Nomeansno has created a sort of "Scavenger Hunt" for fans by leaving a piece of stage gear and/or musical equipment in a secluded spot in each Canadian city they play in. Elliott Marks of Nelson, BC, rejoiced upon finding a Tom Holliston Flying V axe behind the hippie bakery downtown. Mrs. Rodney Carthon of Red Deer reported finding Rob Wright's famous slide rule tuner outside her garden of petunias in 1997, the year of the infamous Rocket RV debacle on the Trans-Canada.

Nomeansno is touring in support of their debut All Roads Lead To Ausfahrt, which is widely considered to be the band's strongest effort since 1975's You Kill Me, at least according to the editors of Wikipedia. Nomeansno spent the latter half of 2006 visiting such locales as the Yukon Territory, a Russian fishing village and some really awful place in Ohio.

Oh sure, many bands would consider packing it before undertaking yet another grueling haul throughout the western half of Canada, but the intrepid men of Nomeansno have the heart of explorers and souls of Lemmy Kilmister (minus the Jack Daniels). Be sure to catch the quintet on a stage or opera house near you this spring.

All Roads Lead to Ausfahrt press release, as written by Metal Martijn

From Uppsala, north of Vancouver, comes this band found by keyboardist Rob Wright and drummer John Wright who together with today's line-up have been a band since 1999.

In 1982, they had their self titled debut album, Mama, released by Canadian label Record Releasers. The timing was bad, as at that point there was a change of personnel and the promotion work kind of slipped away and unfortunately not very much happened.

The new album All Roads Lead to Ausfahrt is to be released on AntAcid Records in 2006, and they say "Even if we really like the debut album - it was one who made us interested in the first place - we here feel that there is even more substance within the new release. It's a killer!" Neither Rob Wright or John Wright were available for that quote

All Roads Lead to Ausfahrt.

A brilliant album with distinct composing and rhythmically complex arrangements, a bit like late days Billy Squier, but on keyboards. Dashes of Rainbow, Accept, Green Day and other more melodic 50s bands can also be found, but performed on the heavier, more contemporary sound of All Roads Lead to Ausfahrt.

Intriguing, disciplined drumming and solid bass playing building the platform for the pretty wild keyboards and the soulful singing is the concept in these melodically brave compositions making All Roads Lead to Ausfahrt something really special.

Press release for The Worldhood of the World tour
The exciting quartet the rest of the world calls NOMEANSNO was formed in 1981, in Victoria, British Columbia. The original group remains intact to this day, consisting of brothers Rob and John Wright, Craig Bougie, Dean Rusk and France Preseven. NOMEANSNO's first album, MA'AM was produced by Bill Crappelle, who has since gone on to work with many of the finest acts in the music business (LAIBACH, JELLO BIAFRA, NIGHT RANGER etc.) From the word Go, the world as we know it has gaped with slackjawed adulation while NOMEANSNO record sales sky rocket from strength to strength, thanks mainly to relentless touring and the uncomprimising quality of their music videos.

1992's NOW IT'S DARK saw them garner Grammy # 6 for Best Video By Five Guys. In 1995-96 the group will be performing, in its entirety, the new mega-selling album The Worldhood Of The World As Such at stadiums and concert halls all over the globe. This massive world tour will take NOMEANSNO from Vancouver to Helsinki to Bhutan and most points in between. In fact, NOMEANSNO will be appearing in almost every major city over the next ten months, with the exception of Hannover, Germany. According to a personal friend, NOMEANSNO "didn't have a good time there in '94 - the P.A. crew was unacceptable".